“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
— Ron Swanson

24th April 2011

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24th April 2011

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20th April 2011

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story of my life

story of my life

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16th April 2011

Post

Thought I would finally do and update, as I can be arsed. I had so much to write about but know I’ve forgotten most of it. I will commence with the stuff I can remember.

-I went to the printing session and totally shat on everyone with my mad skills then this skank (about 6 years old) was all like mines better and I was like simmer down you copied my idea. Slut

-This girl totally came into work into work and asked if we did student discount, sadly we don’t but I was like don’t worry I’ve got a trick up my sleeve. Boom 20% discount and her panties hit the floor so hard. She was digging me.

-Fucking new glasses £190, mother fuckers jacked me.

-Yeah some randomer from couch surfing will be stopping at my house in June, SWEET.

I cant remember anything else that isn’t to abusive or a rant about some stupid fucks at work or just a thought about the current politic situation.

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9th April 2011

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8th April 2011

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disgustinghuman:

insomniacinsomniac:

me gusta

HAHA I love doing this

disgustinghuman:

insomniacinsomniac:

me gusta

HAHA I love doing this

8th April 2011

Post reblogged from I am the Bad Wolf

I’m slowly disappearing from my friends lives, for various reasons, and no one gives a shit.

littlegirl-lost:

Lovely.

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6th April 2011

Chat

chilling at a bar

  • Bint: Can I try on your glasses?
  • Me: I'd prefer not as I need them to see.
  • Bint: Go on, please can I try them on?
  • Me: No.
  • Bint: 'Reaching for face'
  • Me: Fuck off slut.
  • Bint: Thats just rude.
  • Me: Raping my face isn't?

5th April 2011

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just like my job

just like my job

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5th April 2011

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brain-food:

These are amazing. If I had 180 bucks just lying around in the back of my jean pockets without an obligation, these would be in my closet right now. And I would be taking a million pictures with them on. 

these are cool, a lot of effort i has gone into them. from an artistic view they are a grreat effort but in reality I cant imagine them been practical as they would get ruined

brain-food:

These are amazing. If I had 180 bucks just lying around in the back of my jean pockets without an obligation, these would be in my closet right now. And I would be taking a million pictures with them on. 

these are cool, a lot of effort i has gone into them. from an artistic view they are a grreat effort but in reality I cant imagine them been practical as they would get ruined

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